[SGVLUG] Top 7 Reasons People Quit Linux

[Solomon K. Chang]

My reasons for quitting Linux

It lacks the undocumented back doors I used to exploit when I wrote software for my cushy mortgage company jobs.

It lacks the undocumented back doors I used to exploit when I wrote software for my military weapons projects.

I can no longer justify to my finance department those expensive software expenditures.

I can't pad those aforementioned expenditures to the point where I can afford my next yacht in a single purchase.

I can't make my Linux machine perform root-only tasks, simply by sending a email to that server.

There aren't as many dubious certifications for Linux, that I can offer crappy classes to make a quick buck.

I can't turn a Linux machine into a good zombie for delievering my spam.


Linux is preventing me from taking over the world.  It's a harsh lesson, but Bill learned it first.


Solomon

--- On Fri, 5/8/09, matti <mathew_2000 at yahoo.com> wrote:

> From: matti <mathew_2000 at yahoo.com>
> Subject: [SGVLUG] Top 7 Reasons People Quit Linux
> To: sgvlug at sgvlug.org
> Date: Friday, May 8, 2009, 1:21 AM
> fyi -
> 
> good article:
> 
> 
> Top 7 Reasons People Quit Linux 
> http://tech.yahoo.com/news/pcworld/20090501/tc_pcworld/top7reasonspeoplequitlinux
> 
> best
> matti