You mean it really is all about me? (was RE: [SGVLUG] Two Things...)

[Dustin]

On Mon, 14 Nov 2005, Emerson, Tom wrote:

> > at least it doesn't seem to find any of my old humor postings, 
> > such as the review of a non-existent wargame 
> 
> hmmm... with a million and a half hits, you didn't look very hard --

No, I only meant it didn't show up on that search.

> adding those keywords to the mix brings this to the top:  
> http://flail.com/humour/gulfwar -- but before you go discounting this as
> "non-existent", try just "golf war" as a search -- you'll find movies,
> plays, and other postings on the subject...

I think I can assure you with *complete* *confidence* that none of the
other items you find will bear much resemblance to the game I described.
:-)

I'd show it to you, but unfortunately all known copies of Golf War were
destroyed at a Gencon long ago by Steve Jackson in a berserk rage.  I
think he was upset that the game included an unauthorized appearance of
the Hail Mary division of Ninja Nuns from one of his less, ah, well-known
games.

It *is* possible there is a surviving copy of the same author's game
"Unchained D-cup Vampire Leather Vixens From Below Hell," mentioned in the
review, but I surely hope not. :-)  Sadly, there was no Laurence review of
the game, so we'll all be left forever wondering how accurate a historical
simulation it might have been.

Ironically, inspiration of one of the supposed characters in the game is
currently the Governor of California.  I wonder if they'll re-issue a 
special "Guvernator Edition"?

Dustin