[SGVLUG] Chuck Norris Vs. Linus Torvalds

[BB Odenthal]

LMAO!!!!

-bb

On Nov 21, 2007 2:16 PM, Solomon K. Chang <skevin521 at yahoo.com> wrote:
> Sorry to resurrect this thread, but it just occurred to me that Linus can have his
> operating system co-opted away from him by Chuck.  This new operating system will be
> christened, Norrix.  For tough, bullet-proof security, there is no better choice.
>
> Norrix is Free, as in Democracy.
> SysAdmins don't kill processes.  Norrix kills processes.
> In fact, you don't need to issue "kill -9" on Norrix.  It just happens.
> There is no sleep mode for Norrix.
> Norrix can divide by zero.
> Norrix doesn't contact an NTP server, it DECIDES what time it is.
> Norrix coredumps contain encoded protein sequences for curing cancer... unfortunately,
> Norrix has never crashed.
> There are no competing operating systems, just operating systems Norrix allows to
> exist.
> You can perform three actions to icons in the Norrix GUI: click, double-click, and
> roundhouse-click.
> Norrix knows the exact location of Carmen San Diego.
> Norrix only comes with a choice of two databases: Norrgres and and ChuckSQL.
> Norrix cannot be used as a server - Norrix serves NO ONE.
> Norrix includes a Firefox plugin: the Kung Foo Bar.
> Norrix comes with drivers for every piece of hardware that exists, ever existed, or
> ever will exist.
> Roundhouse kicks are executed by the "boot" partition.
> The Norrix Filesystem ("NORF") cannot be fragmented.
> Norrix has had a complete source build of Duke Nukem Forever since last year.
>
>
> So why haven't we heard of this incredibly stable OS?  Because there can only be ONE
> installation of Norrix!
>
> Solomon Chang
>
> (If you come up with any additional Norrix facts, go ahead and add them, but it'd be
> nice to attribute me for the ones I have here.)
>